Name: Old Man Vlad
Duration: P00H03M02S
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Old Man Vlad

by Philip Jeays

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OLD MAN VLAD

Old man Vlad
He’s gone a bit mad
Uh-oh
Better hide the Novichok
Old man Vlad
He’s madder than mad
Uh-oh
He’s really lost the plot

He’ll turn without hesitation
Against any other nation
He’ll attack
But don’t fight back
Coz if you do he’ll call it provocation

Old man Vlad
He’s gone a bit mad
Uh-oh
Better hide the Novichok
Old man Vlad
He’s madder than mad
Uh-oh
He’s really lost the plot

He thinks things are getting clearer
He sees those Nazis getting nearer
They’re here, they’re there
They’re everywhere
Look out Vlad I can see one in your mirror

Old man Vlad
He’s old man Vlad

Old man Vlad
He dreams of wrestling with bears
In the undergrowth
In his underwear

Old man Vlad
He’s a stranger to sanity
And humanity
What does he think
Watching the weapons roll by?

Old man Vlad x 4

Old man Vlad
He’s gone a bit mad
Uh-oh
Better hide the Novichok
Old man Vlad
He’s madder than mad
Uh-oh
He’s really lost the plot

But in the room there’s an elephant
To be a Nazi it’s self-evident
A rule of thumb
Rule number one
You don’t vote a Jew in to be your president

Old man Vlad
He’s old man Vlad

Old man Vlad
He dreams of wrestling with bears
In the undergrowth
In his underwear

Old man Vlad
He was once a quiet little lad
With his Mum and Dad
What does he think now
Watching the weapons roll by?

Old man Vlad

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released May 23, 2022

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